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Regrets

Mine and my friends’.

Undergrad. We are at a college party. I see my friend’s boyfriend and his new goatee and remark, Wow, new frenchie looks great!

Undergrad again. A bunch of us are discussing questions for the upcoming semester exams when our lecturer informs us of his plans to hold tests every week. My friend proceeds to query, Sir, so how many testes do we need to take?

There’s something to be said about having your foot in the mouth. Namely, that it ain’t tasty.

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