IF
one needs a change in hairstyle AND
one is bored AND
one is undecided between letting thinning hair grow long(ish) OR keeping short hair short(er) AND
one looks at recent photos and gasps in horror at one’s never-ending forehead AND
one is adventurous
THEN
one should try one’s hand(s) at cutting one’s own hair
INSTEAD OF
going to the hair salon only to come out looking like a Pomeranian took residence above one’s nose.