Him: ..is an atheist. He believes only in Science.
Her: Oh, he’s a Scientologist.
Him: No no. Atheists are not Scientologists. Scientology was founded by this guy..now what’s his name..
Her: Wait! Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, right?
Him: ..this gay guy..
Her: Tom Cruise is not gay. He has a daughter!
Her friend: Just ’cause you have a kid, doesn’t mean you can’t be gay.
Her: So Tom Cruise is gay?
Him: Nooo. The founder of Scientology is.
Fact is, it’s Ron Hubbard’s son who was rumoured to be gay, and we don’t know if Tom Cruise is. But this conversation mix-up made for some rip-roaringly laughable moments.
I had plans. Never to grow up. Then life intervened. 